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  1. 30th July 2009, 09:49 PM #76
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    Kevin...Kevin...it was only a bad dream...
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    But I don't have the cauliflowers' ears!!
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    Red, wished he had a cauli to help round up these heads of sheep.
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    Look Harold, a tomato without any eyes.
    Yeah, that is Grosse Lissie.
    (Any vegetable growers out there will get this one.)

    Btw sorry everyone, but sometimes my job drags me away from the computer for a couple of days.
    Keep up the good work -- love this thread.
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  5. 31st July 2009, 12:04 PM #80
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    "Well chaps," said Tommy tomato, "It looks like we're in the soup this time!"
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    Where is everyone else's caption? Isn't cauliflower that inspiring? Or are you all out in the real world?
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    You guys were suposed to come as vegetable stock not a vegetable flock!
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    Mr. Heinz's new vegetable farm: guaranteed 100% meat free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claw Hama View Post
    You guys were suposed to come as vegetable stock not a vegetable flock!
    Hama nails it this time.
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    Okay, Hamma hasn't responded so I'll stick this one up for the time being. It's too good a thread to let it die .


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    Rising fuel costs have led to increased interest in methane powered vehicles.

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    American roadtest reports on the new model Chinese scooter were not favourable.

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    The Chinese marketing department had difficulty understanding the market research finding that the model name should be 'lardarse special'.
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    They don't make leather jackets in my size.
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    Being a die-hard Greeny, Hans personally checks every litre of fuel he uses in his bio-diesel bike...
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    The poor people using the crossing were quickly eaten by Mongo.
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