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Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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21st April 2003, 11:54 PM #76
asses! There were so many asses in tight shorts that the girls really didn't know where to cast their eyes...
Growing old disgracefully...
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22nd April 2003, 07:36 AM #77
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And then, floating on a cloud, came the most splendid of visions. With long blonde hair flowing in the breeze, the tightest of tight shorts on the cutest of asses Warwick Cappa returned from obscurity (well, the Eastern suburbs of Sydney) to save our fair ladies from.......
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22nd April 2003, 06:44 PM #78
...a fate worse than death. 'But' the ladies cried,' We do not wish to be saved. We want to be.......
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22nd April 2003, 09:29 PM #79
well and truly cappad...
Growing old disgracefully...
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23rd April 2003, 07:08 AM #80
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...and so it was. The now slighyly greying blond god of the AFL took the ladies into his arms, lifted them onto his fluffy cloud and wisked them away to...........
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24th April 2003, 10:43 PM #81
the make believe home, in the make believe world, of this make believe AFL player, and the poor young maidens soon became aware of this and cried out for...........................
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25th April 2003, 07:35 AM #82
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....rescue from this silly place by a REAL MAN driving a HOLDEN UTE with the Bull bar, big mud flaps and.........
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25th April 2003, 10:25 AM #83
....wide chrome wheels,with huge nuts and....
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25th April 2003, 11:31 AM #84
with the mandatory great ugle mut in the back the will.............
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25th April 2003, 03:08 PM #85
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...where the dog actually looked and smelled better than the driver and did not drink as much.......
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26th April 2003, 04:15 PM #86
red coona stuff, favoured by many of those residents of the south east states.........
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26th April 2003, 04:48 PM #87
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.....but the dog, in true Ute-Dog fassion, did like childeren. They could be raw, roasted, or..........
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26th April 2003, 10:05 PM #88
57 big bad bearded, Harley riding Coffin Cheaters who didn't give a stuff if it was cab sav or vinegar,all they wanted was............
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26th April 2003, 11:38 PM #89
a boozeup and to win over the 2 maidens that are still hanging around the ute while................
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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27th April 2003, 06:48 AM #90
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.....the dog calculated which parts of the Coffin Cheaters would taste the best if he were to.......