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    Intolerant twits
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    Intolerant twits twist
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    Flowery twats (think Fawlty Towers)
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    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

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    Spoonerism
    Cheers Fred



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    wooden spoons
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    carving
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    roast
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    lamb
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    gravy
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    tears
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    Crying
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    over you
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    Roy Orbison
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    Traveling wilburies
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