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    Pyrotechnics.

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    Anna bananna (rhyming not phallic) - Typical shrink reply.

    BANG - as in fire works! Dah!
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  3. #813
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    Building site

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    I win you rooz, I now honorable plesident and you are a not present peseant plick. Ha ha!!
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  4. #814
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    Chippies ( as in - builders )

  5. #815
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    Talking

    Salted,Vinegar or Barbeque?
    Johnno

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  6. #816
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    plain

  7. #817
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    Boat

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    Red face

    Special Boot Outfitters(Specialising in DEEP sizes)
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

  9. #819
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    Hey youz guys. Where he hell'sa my post wif the poem and the cement shoes. Neil put it here for me after I mucked up. Now itsa gone. I'ma bit angry, waddaf**k are youz doin.

    I made a beautiful rhyme and put it in this place,
    Then some wanker came and stole it. I wanna smash his face.
    I really am of from what yous done to me.
    I'll just do what my shrink says, turn my back and count to tree.

    One......... Two......... Tree.........
    Nup, didn' work I still wanna smash some face.
    Don't mess with me! I know where yez live and I might just pay yez a visit. Capish? Then I'll hug ya an kiss ya an call ya Fred. Yep I sure will.

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    Knuckles, sorry about that, it was my fault. There was a mix up and I deleted it accidently.

    I liked it too, so repost it.

    Next time count to 100.

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    Ian () Robertson
    "We do good turns every day"

    [This message has been edited by (edited 24 January 2001).]

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    . Is yous stoopid. I never went to collage so how da hell do yous esspekt me to count to 100.

    My stolen post revisited. It was posted after:
    boat????

    float !

    Anchor - (cement shoes)


    A poem for yous guys

    The Boat Anchor (Cement Shoes) - by Knuckles

    I used to know this wanker,
    Who to me, was deep in hock.
    Now I use him as an anchor,
    When I'm not tied to the dock.

    Knuckles

    PS I changed the poem a bit cause it makes me feel good this way.
    Don't mess with me! I know where yez live and I might just pay yez a visit. Capish? Then I'll hug ya an kiss ya an call ya Fred. Yep I sure will.

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    Smile

    Lord
    Johnno

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    Almighty

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    Angry

    GAWD !

    [This message has been edited by (edited 25 January 2001).]
    Jack the Lad.

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    ?
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