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    Could even call in at Bait Haven on the way
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Bait Haven pet shop does a nice line of parrots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Bait Haven pet shop does a nice line of parrots.
    Any Galahs ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Could even call in at Bait Haven on the way
    Just south of Fisherman's Paradise.

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    Would that be near Cape Cod?

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    No, just checked - closer to Pelican Point!

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    Just a short boat ride from Cockatoo Island
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    Why couldn't the two parrots have been oozlem birds and then the last five pages of bad puns would not have occurred?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Just a short boat ride from Cockatoo Island

    Is that anywhere near Trev alley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    Why couldn't the two parrots have been oozlem birds and then the last five pages of bad puns would not have occurred?

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    They would have turned left at the second page
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    They could have been from the " Oh - my doodle birds from the fukawe forest in the Amazon"

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    They could have been oo-ah birds flying in Australia saying oo_ah but it's dark in here.
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    Good thing my bladder is still in good condition for an old fella, or I'd be p#^#$#g myself by now laughing.

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    A full bladder but could you fill toucans?

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