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Thread: Trans Siberian Adventure
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2nd August 2005, 09:57 PM #61
Originally Posted by
Good moaning! Yew soom to be seeffering from the soom priblem. That's pronounced sleeping not slippng!Driver of the Forums
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2nd August 2005, 10:22 PM #62
Originally Posted by ozwinner
Hirsuite?
Ensuite?
Strike me pink (gin),leave Col alone, he's just feeling cross threaded.
20 minutes isn't too bad, considering he had to leave roger out.
err, where were we?
Oh yes the twins.
The twins were confused by the smoke emanating from under the hat, they weren't aware, of course, of the foil which...Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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2nd August 2005, 10:26 PM #63
... had been neatly wrapped around a tasty fillet of pink snapper and placed in the travelling barbie worn under his hat by Mr M whenever he undertook a long train journey.
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2nd August 2005, 10:47 PM #64
"Gawd" thought Bluey "five pages into this story and still no mystery to solve."
"What exactly is the point of having Miss (or is it Mrs?) Marple aboard this train, not to mention yours truely, if there's no damn myster to solve?"
Just as Bluey was thinking this he noticed that one of the other occupants of the train seemed to lack animation.
On investigating further he could see that this was because there was a rather large dagger protruding from the person's chest.
"Strewth" excalimed Bluey, "this is more like it. But who would want to have bumped off...
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2nd August 2005, 10:52 PM #65
the starter of this whole breakaway thread?
Could it be one of those depositors of unwanted faecal matter, one of those stars of cctv, one of those who offends Mrs thread starter?
Surely not, could it be a troll :eek: :eek: :eek:Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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2nd August 2005, 11:08 PM #66
But back to the thread
The grim reaper was carrying not a sickle but a froe and wearing a bowler hat ......
Thought for the day
About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
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3rd August 2005, 07:35 PM #67
Mean while in the dinning car were The Fabulous Whacker Boys sitting around a table planning a train robbery. Their leader Alfonso “Junkman” Auswiener spoke in hushed tones “When the train stops in Yarbles, I want you” as he pointed at Dick ‘The Pig’ Gruntofski, “to go to the engine and stick up the driver.”
The Junkman continued “Monquay, I want you on the platform with you pants around your ankles”. Zeed ‘Ape Boy’ Monquay quietly nodded.
“What do you want me to do Junkman?” enquired Emilio Gumboli
As they Whacker Boys were talking, in walked …Last edited by RETIRED; 3rd August 2005 at 11:41 PM.
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3rd August 2005, 08:06 PM #68
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Bluey with Miss M and Mr M. Bluey spotted the Whacker Boys then exclaimed..
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3rd August 2005, 08:20 PM #69
"Hands up your sticks, motherwhackers. You're 'arder undressed!"
"What?!?!" cried everyone else, including Miss Marple.
"Dammit!" said Bluey. "I always get my mords wuddled up when I'm excited!"
Miss Marple said: "Soooo ...."Driver of the Forums
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3rd August 2005, 08:23 PM #70
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Anyone for tea, or pink gin??
With that the Whacker boys..............................
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3rd August 2005, 08:25 PM #71
...sexy, speak Russian to me you dirty boy,prrrrrrrrr.....
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Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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3rd August 2005, 08:35 PM #72
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Hi большой мальчик, хочет получить пакостным?
Was the reply, everyone looked, where in the world did you pick up the Ruskie language??
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3rd August 2005, 08:43 PM #73
At the Craporium of course!
With that Ape Boy pulled out his ...Photo Gallery
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3rd August 2005, 08:47 PM #74
Miss Marple started tearing off her clothes and moaning and groaning as she demanded that Bluey continue to speak Russian which was evidently pushing all her buttons. If it wasn't for the severe warnings from the axe weilding mongrel several pages ago, things could have become very risque.
But before she could remove any more clothes, Emilio thrust a pink gin into her hands and she regained her composure saying"...Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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3rd August 2005, 08:51 PM #75
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то было близко, благодарит бога для розовых джинов.
Who is Emilio they all wondered
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