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Thread: Famous Quotes
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16th November 2006, 06:17 PM #61Banned
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Heard in most Aussie family cars on Holiday,
..."Are we there yet?''
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16th November 2006, 06:25 PM #62
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.
Bangs like a dunny door.
He's a sandwich short of a cut lunch
He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed
...god there are so many of them,
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16th November 2006, 07:48 PM #63You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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mr gibbs (p.o.t.c 2 )
"heave, heave like your being payed for it"S T I R L O
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16th November 2006, 07:51 PM #64
Well aren't you the most adorable black hole of need ... when talking about a 13 year old girl.
I would love to help you out, can you show me where you came in? ...... Unwanted vagrants in your life.If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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16th November 2006, 10:24 PM #65
Just spotted this in another post on the forum and had a quiet chuckle: "It's not the stick that's at fault; it's the monkey at the end of it."
- Andy Mc
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16th November 2006, 11:52 PM #66
youre a wave short of a shipwreck to a not so bright offsider his reply but we aren't on water.............I gave up
PeteWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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16th November 2006, 11:53 PM #67Member
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'The lights are on but nobody's home'
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17th November 2006, 12:20 AM #68
more useless than a condom vending machine in the vatican.
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17th November 2006, 12:27 AM #69GOLD MEMBER
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There are promises and then there are core promises...J. Howard
Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat...Yabba on the SCG hill telling the batsman he didn't score.
Nothing gives me the s**ts and this is the closest thing to nothing I have ever seen...a mate of mine
I am so hungry i could eat a horse then chase the rider...my dad
It's so windy it would blow a brown dog off a chain...no attributeCHRIS
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17th November 2006, 08:09 AM #70
Flat as a sh#t carters hat
Last edited by RETIRED; 18th November 2006 at 11:45 AM.
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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17th November 2006, 09:56 AM #71
Or "couldn't catch a cold!"
When someone says "If only":Last edited by RETIRED; 18th November 2006 at 11:45 AM.
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17th November 2006, 12:43 PM #72
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17th November 2006, 01:03 PM #73
Thick as two bricks end on
He's like a 240 volt lamp in a 10 volt socket a tad dim
Honestly its only a cold sore
Like a one armed paper hanger with an itchy #####
lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
A promise from him isn't worth the paper it isn't written onAshore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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17th November 2006, 02:13 PM #74
They call him Opium because he's a slow working dope
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17th November 2006, 10:01 PM #75
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