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Thread: What's your favourite saying?
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25th June 2005, 02:01 PM #61
Sometimes when I get home from work when someones asks how it went? I'll reply with a deadpan "I see stupid people"
and my wifes' favourite when someone does something really dumb is "Here's your sign" a thinly veiled reference to an old Jeff Foxworthy skit about warning the rest of you about us stupid people
and to go one further on "Fugly" we use "Super Mega Fugly"Bruce C.
catchy catchphrase needed here, apply in writing to the above .
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25th June 2005, 02:28 PM #62
Originally Posted by Daddles
Or are you eidetikk:eek:Mick
avantguardian
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25th June 2005, 02:44 PM #63
Originally Posted by Gingermick
A gem from Billy Connelly - never travel with an eejit, you can always pick one up when you get there
Richard
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25th June 2005, 03:38 PM #64
Holy snapping asreholes, a Magistrate I once worked with used this frequently but never in court (that I was aware of).
And for card players 'don't shuffle the t*** of the queens'.Last edited by RETIRED; 26th June 2005 at 11:06 PM.
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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25th June 2005, 04:41 PM #65
This is a throw back to top condition livestock often being grain fed. That is the biggest and best are grain fed.
i.e He's a grain fed idiot!Specializing in O positive timber stains
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25th June 2005, 08:30 PM #66
Originally Posted by E. maculata
that's because you've got uglier (and more stupid) people in northern NSW than we do in North Queensland!
Mick (the handsome and clever!)
"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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25th June 2005, 09:23 PM #67
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
Richard
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25th June 2005, 09:39 PM #68
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
"f#%k me running!"
Don't know where he got it from or if it's even possible but I do use it.
Knew a bloke once whose girlfriend's father told him he'd be a waste of a good horn.
I think it's interesting how many variations we all have of the same sayings and find it surprising that I've heard most of them.Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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25th June 2005, 09:42 PM #69
I remember an old sergeants reply to a young bloke as we were putting him in the paddy wagon;
Young Bloke: "do you know who my father is?"
Old Sgt: "Son, thats probably something you might want to ask your mother"
cheers'
dazzler
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26th June 2005, 03:24 PM #70
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My favourites, as in most used, are aimed at our 3 & 13 y.o. kids.
Hopefully a succint distillation of useful life guidance:
1) Don't hurt yourself, don't hurt people, don't hurt things
2) Do the things you have to do, THEN you can do the things you want to do
3) Finish it properly the first time.
I also recently read (Readers Digest??) a saying along the lines of
"Good, better, best.
I will never rest
until my good is better,
and my better best"
Sorry for derailing the filth and insults
Cheers,
Andrew
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26th June 2005, 03:48 PM #71
You ought to be ashamed of yourself Andrew, bringing this board into good repute like that. If you're not careful, I'll sic Al on you, or Col, or Zed, or, worst of all ... Christopha :eek:
Richard
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26th June 2005, 07:13 PM #72
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ha ha ha ha ha.................. shut up
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27th June 2005, 12:21 AM #73
One from work from a particular indiviual, "kick' er in tha gutz mole" or kickitinthagutzmole... which means push the start button, we actually call this bloke (all 6'7 1/2" of him) "the mole" because of it!
A very colourful character indeed!Last edited by RETIRED; 27th June 2005 at 05:05 PM.
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27th June 2005, 12:29 AM #74
And mine are, toungin like a lizard for a draught... even tho I dont like beer go figure.
When someone says "Im off" as in leaving I say "Yep off like a bucket'o'prawns in the hot sundy sun".....................................................................
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27th June 2005, 12:31 AM #75
Ooooooooorrrrrrrrr Fair go Gladdys!!!! :eek:
Stop talking to yourself!!
Get it inta Ya!!!
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr I think I'm loosen It!
Ya in the Mood Babe
Regards LouJust Do The Best You Can With What You HAve At The Time
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