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  1. #691
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    All the local villages have their own pattern on their jumpers so you can tell which village the men come from......AND AVOID IT!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  2. #692
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Tiff View Post
    Well, the advertisment did say this outfit would garantee him pick up chicks
    ..he he ...all good ones ... but over to you Chief Tiff

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  3. #693
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    ..he he ...all good ones ... but over to you Chief Tiff
    Noooo, I knew I shoulda got up during the night and put put it up...


    he's a very un-pheasant plucker.

  4. #694
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    Ok, try this one...........

  5. #695
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    OH NO! Not cat stew again tonight.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  6. #696
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    Clayton's jugged hare.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  7. #697
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    Het man, that cat's on pot!

  8. #698
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    they are going to think meatballs when they look for a midnight snack..

  9. #699
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    Potty trained.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  10. #700
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    Eye of newt,
    Tail of cat..
    I think we're going to need a bigger pot for this spell!

  11. #701
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    What a puss pot!
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  12. #702
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    My one would have been "The Colonel's new recipe: Unlucky Fried Kitten"



    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder54 View Post
    Het man, that cat's on pot!
    I think you have this one Thunder and welcome to the forums!

  13. #703
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    It would appear that Thunder doesn't quite understand how to play this game...

    Ok Cliff, you wanna have a go?

  14. #704
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    Beauty, try this one.

    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  15. #705
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    It looks like a problem with the ignition.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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