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  1. #676
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    pucker up!

    Cheers
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    Oh! I hate getting water in my eyes.

    (Hi! I'm back. On borrowed computer. I think the other one has a virus. But its a Mac and everything. )
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    "Behind you, behind you"
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Updated 26 April 2010
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    Bummer!

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    Thumbs up

    The Inertia Reel???

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    I call this one "Hanging twenty!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Patrick Swayze meets Ronald McDonald
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    The Action-man bidet!
    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    pucker up!

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    Michael
    Had to flip the coin and Skew won the toss, so over to you Skew
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    Try dis 'un...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "Um... Dad... can you hear a cello?"
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Suckers
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    eeny meeny minny mo pick a diver down they go
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rotten_66 View Post
    eeny meeny minny mo pick a diver down they go
    oh man! i've been struggling to come up with one and then I read this!

    Nice one

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    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    30 Seconds later, the shark discovered that humans also output ink like a squid, when scared. It is just brown and smelly......


    or

    Shark to itself: Remember, don't eat the round tubes on their backs, they make you fart
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Shark Bait
    Cheers Fred



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