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  1. #646
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    Dignity can go to hell; if it itches it WILL be scratched.

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    After a long and thorough search, zookeeper Bruce finally discovered who'd been "taxing his crop"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Tiff View Post
    Dignity can go to hell; if it itches it WILL be scratched.
    A quick one's a good one. (And I'll be AFK for a week. )

    There are some hoots this time.... but this one's totally unexpected, yet I can relate so well!

    Take it away Chief!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Staying with animals doing weird stuff...

    KangarooBicycling-594x396.jpg

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    I always wondered how so many kangaroos got them selves hit by motor vehicles.


    (Sorry , I could not resist that one.)
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Now this is the most comfortable (least uncomfortable) way to arrange yourself on a bike seat, strictly dry weather riding only & stay out of the prickles. (Unless you have a mud guard fitted.)
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    aarrh ummm hang on a minute.... theres something ......yes there is too there is something definately wrong with that picture... are you sure photo shopping is allowed??
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    Qantas management backup plan
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Why you should be wary of dodgy steroid suppliers
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Clover Moore in drag
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    I always wondered how so many kangaroos got them selves hit by motor vehicles.


    (Sorry , I could not resist that one.)


    I've always wondered why they were attracted to my fourby's lycra bar too...

    I was surprised though that no-one mentioned the thing that Skippy and Lance armstrong both have in common.... neither of them have won a Tour-de-France.


    Take it away, your Dukeship

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    How about this one
    001.JPG
    Hugh

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    He thinks he's a sheep dog

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    Rex's woolen pants had a lose thread problem

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    damn thing attacked me
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