Dressing gowns

[Wongo]

OK this is it. Despite objection from me, my wife and FIL, MIL went out and bought one the other day.

To make matter worse, FIL had it on on Saturday and he dropped his keys in front of me on purpose. He asked me to pick it up for him. (true story)

I just ran home and we have not made eye contact since.

[Groggy]

Next time you meet give him a wink and blow him a kiss

[Capt. Zero]

I suppose I'm old enough to think I'll wear whatever I darn well feel comfortable in and not follow some foolish dictum society has laid out as proper wear for a 'man'. Many a cold morning I've been thankful for a warm robe and slippers to slide into while I make my morning coffee. Fashion plate I'm not, but at that time I've better things to concern myself with than how I look. If you're comfortable in it why should you care whether some idiot thinks you're manly enough. Unless, of course, you have some doubts in that regards.

[Groggy]

Hey Cap'n, the whole thread is tongue in cheek, ok?

[silentC]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[Capt. Zero]

Ok, I should have read the whole thread before I replied, but I got to the part about what a real man should wear and it sent me over the edge.
Had the police called out on me today. Was chasing the dog, which had gotten out, had been painting, then sanding and was a mess in my cutoffs. One of the neighbors called the cops because a suspicious charachter was in the neighborhood.
Officer Book and I had a good laugh, it seems the only suspicous person was the neighbor. God I'm sick of living in a big city .

[Groggy]

Ok, I should have read the whole thread before I replied, but I got to the part about what a real man should wear and it sent me over the edge.
Had the police called out on me today. Was chasing the dog, which had gotten out, had been painting, then sanding and was a mess in my cutoffs. One of the neighbors called the cops because a suspicious charachter was in the neighborhood.
Officer Book and I had a good laugh, it seems the only suspicous person was the neighbor. God I'm sick of living in a big city .

As a practicing solipsist, you realise this is all your own doing

[Wongo]

No worries Capt 0.

Do you know that (according to my study) 99.99% of men are gay and 95% of them will never find out.

I am in the 0.01% though

[les88]

I have one swmbo bought it for me when I had a stint in hospital, I put it on otherwise people might see my flannel night shirt.
les

[echnidna]

Hey Wongo
are the pockets on your dressing gown big enough to fit a cat into?

[AlexS]

Hey Wongo
are the pockets on your dressing gown big enough to fit a cat into?

It's a catskin dressing gown!

[Zed]

pooftas!!! just yer jocks mate. if its cold walk faster!