The diff between men and wimin

[Bodgy]

Whats a washing machine?

That thing in the laundry with a control panel like the space shuttle dashboard?

Laundries are like the Masonic Temple, escoteric sancti for members only. As such, should be left well alone by gentlemen.

[RufflyRustic]

I've got a stainless steel dryer.... only HWMBO's gear goes in it normally, mine's too .... precious? .... to go into it

No I am not going to be a sock whisperer, do you know how rank socks can be??????

Poor HWMBO gets re his socks somedays....

[Christopha]

I am DEFINITELY going to get it for this!!
As a single geezer agin, I pin me socks together when I take 'em orf an I wash 'em like that an I hang 'em out like that...... They dry at the same time, they fades the same, I don't have ter hunt the buggers down like a Tiger snake in the wood 'eap and I only has to use half the bloody pegs! Only drawback is that when you is doing bthe dirty dancin' for the girlies ya gotta watch out fer the pin as it slides past yer gronicles..... OW!!

[BJP]

Get rid of SWMBO and you can hang out the washing how you like, but getting rid of SWMBO costs big bucks.:eek:

[Felder]

I pin me socks together when I take 'em orf an I wash 'em like that an I hang 'em out like that.

PINS?? Mate - that's almost sewing!

I think you're in the wrong room......try next door:
http://www.yardbyyardfabricsandcrafts.com/forum/

[echnidna]

I am DEFINITELY going to get it for this!!
As a single geezer agin, I pin me socks together when I take 'em orf an I wash 'em like that an I hang 'em out like that...... They dry at the same time, they fades the same, I don't have ter hunt the buggers down like a Tiger snake in the wood 'eap and I only has to use half the bloody pegs! Only drawback is that when you is doing bthe dirty dancin' for the girlies ya gotta watch out fer the pin as it slides past yer gronicles..... OW!!

geez mate thats too much work for a single man.

wearem when you havin a shower

(saves on water and soap too)

[Cliff Rogers]

I missed this thread.

I've had 2 wives & lived with a lady for more than a year.

It is normal Zed, don't get stressed out over it.

They all have different rules & the rules change.

On the sock issue, I solved that problem several years ago.
I had black ones & they are were all the same.

However... you guessed it, somebody changed the rules & bought me some other colours.

[Daddles]

Dunno why you make socks so much hard work Christopha - I just buy all the same colour

Richard

[Iain]

I've had 2 wives & lived with a lady for more than a year.

Elder Rogers the Mormon

[Cliff Rogers]

Elder Rogers the Mormon

I said HAD, not have.

I currently only HAVE one (thank faq) & she is currently in her 'leave the pegs on the line' phase which she entered right after I got the hang of taking them off & putting them in the peg bucket. Mind you, if I take a piece of clothing off a coathanger, I can't put the empty coathanger back in the wardrobe... it has to go in a basket in the next room.

[Bodgy]

Elder Rogers the Mormon

Whoo hoo, he gottcha there Cliff.

Though why anyone would actally want multiple wives beats me. But then people do strange things in the name of religion; sackcloth and ashes, self flagellation, ritual re-production of stigmata etc. But surely multiple wives is going too far!

[Iain]

Mind you, if I take a piece of clothing off a coathanger, I can't put the empty coathanger back in the wardrobe... it has to go in a basket in the next room.

Mine puts plastic sealable containers in one cupboard and the lids in another terrific, 2 minutes to find a pot and 2 hours to find the bleeding lid, but, it's a great system, she told me so

[Wongo]

Just remember 1 wife 1 mother-in-law, 2 wives 2 mother-in-laws (unless they are sisters of course. ) So you win some and you lose some. OK I will stop here.

[echnidna]

Whoo hoo, he gottcha there Cliff.

Though why anyone would actally want multiple wives beats me. But then people do strange things in the name of religion; sackcloth and ashes, self flagellation, ritual re-production of stigmata etc. But surely multiple wives is going too far!

Its actually very civilized.
The man appoints the head wife.
She controls the others.
If she has a headache she delegates the job to an underling.

very civilised:eek:

[Iain]

Its actually very civilized.
The man appoints the head wife.
She controls the others.
If she has a headache she delegates the job to an underling.

very civilised:eek:

Forwarding to Sheryl