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Thread: Bumper / car stickers
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27th September 2006, 10:03 PM #46
Ex T. A.
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Forgive my driving, I'm reloading
Work Harder!, Millions on welfare depend on you
This is NOT an abandoned vehicle
Driver carries no cash, he's married
Answer my prayers, steal this car
Forget World Peace.....Visualize using your turn signal
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I still miss my EX....... but my aims improving
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28th September 2006, 12:50 AM #47
Senior Member
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Couldn't afford a car... so I bought this Holden.
Life is just a leap of faith
Spread your arms and hold your breath
And always trust your cape
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28th September 2006, 04:20 PM #48
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I saw one the other day that made me laugh. A skip bin outside a building site, overflowing with rubbish, someone had written:
Bin Laden
On bumpers I like the 4WD ones. Like on a Nissan Patrol:
Landcruiser Recovery Vehicle
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28th September 2006, 05:53 PM #49
Senior Member
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Caution! Horn broken, watch for finger
It's better to be thought of as a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt!
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28th September 2006, 06:05 PM #50
Drop Bear Master
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On a Landcruiser a few years back:
'Thoroughbred Toyota not a Horsesh!t Maverick'Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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29th September 2006, 08:22 AM #51
Quick and Rough
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In Melbourne on an old Falcon - about 1983.... "Who's this guy Dick Head?"
In the ferry car park at Vashon Island "Back off: I'm a Goddess"
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29th September 2006, 09:16 AM #52
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I saw this one on a ute near Tamworth:
"Good cowgirls keep their calves together."
and in Sydney:
"I only sleep with my teddy. I know where he's been."
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