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  1. 17th March 2017, 01:47 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    I think some of you blokes are coming the raw prawn.
    And others may think its for the birds.

    (remember the parrots, way back at the start before it all went fishy?)

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    I dunno, aren't they Parrotfish
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    Are you really sure they were parrots and not galahs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Are you really sure they were parrots and not galahs?
    Yes it definitely started out with parrots, but i am equally sure that galahs got involved along the way.

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    or a case of loafs and fishes
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    Could that be you chumming up to us?
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  9. 23rd March 2017, 06:46 PM #54
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    Default Two parrots

    Here we go again

    Two parrots were sitting on a perch......
    One parrot said "I think I can smell fish"

    Are you sure they smelt a perch or was it a smelt that they smelt or was it just smelly
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    And don't forget Greg Norman ( the shark )
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    MMMM 8 cats looking for a fish
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    My wife saw that I was typing nonsense on the Woodwork Forum and she threw her bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
    Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil!

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    Not even going to try and top that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    My wife saw that I was typing nonsense on the Woodwork Forum and she threw her bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
    Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil!

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