Tunes you can't get out of your head...

[Cliff Rogers]

I never saw that sheep before, I didn't touch it, I was framed.....

[Caliban]

I never saw that sheep before, I didn't touch it, I was framed.....

framed or webered?

[Cliff Rogers]

Well if you'll all get in line we could have a Bar-Bar-Queue.....

(think about it, it's a pun )

[Caliban]

Well if you'll all get in line we could have a Bar-Bar-Queue.....

(think about it, it's a pun )

No?????????????

[Cliff Rogers]

YES!!!!
But you already knew it was a pun 'cos you've been cross threading like Midge.

[nik]

Oi cliff, it took me a while to get that one, but i got it eventually. You see, i aint the fasted bloke in this country when it comes to understanding jokes. I'm still trying to work out "a man walked into a bar...and said ouch!"

[Caliban]

YES!!!!
But you already knew it was a pun 'cos you've been cross threading like Midge.

Midge and I never crossed our threads, (says he in a most indignant tone)
I'm much too ugly for him. Work out that subtle pun.
What the hell was this thread about anyway?

[bitingmidge]

Midge and I never crossed our threads, (says he in a most indignant tone)
I'm much too ugly for him. Work out that subtle pun.
What the hell was this thread about anyway?

So anyway, what did you say you made the bench top from again? Because my lathe is a hopper window with a warp in the sole which I think came from using Danish oil over a set of imperial plans.

Cross.

I'll give you cross!!!!
:mad: :mad:

P

[vsquizz]

So anyway, what did you say you made the bench top from again? Because my lathe is a hopper window with a warp in the sole which I think came from using Danish oil over a set of imperial plans.

Midge, I'd use scary sharp for this one, then again, check out Neils book or try a shooting board.

Cheers...Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to work.....

[Caliban]

Oh yeah
How about the tune called "calling occupants of interplanetary craft"
One of my students brought it in for a part of a research assignment. Now it's stuck in my head. (is that called a space invader?)

[fxst]

Midge, I'd use scary sharp for this one, then again, check out Neils book or try a shooting board.
.....

Dont do it Midge I shot a board once and even after hours of cooking it was still inedible.....and on the baa baa que it just burnt :confused:
Pete

[vsquizz]

Don't shoot anything...or else...

Bang there's another Bomb on another town miles away from anywhere, If I get elected, I'll stop, I will stop the cavalary!

Now if you remember that song your stuffed for about three days

Cheers troopers

[bitingmidge]

Don't shoot anything...or else...

Bang there's another Bomb on another town miles away from anywhere, If I get elected, I'll stop, I will stop the cavalary!

Now if you remember that song your stuffed for about three days

Cheers troopers

Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing.....

Where have all the flowers gone
long time ago?
Now you're gone for a fortnight!!

[vsquizz]

Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing.....

Where have all the flowers gone
long time ago?
Now you're gone for a fortnight!!

Fair go Midge, keep it clean, things were bearable until you did that . At least nobody has mentioned ABBA yet.....Oh... sorry

Wish I was at home for Christmas

My daughter is now nagging me to play my favourite shower song. (The bit where Dad [believing himself to be at least as good as two of the three tenors] sings in the shower and everybody including the brown dog cringes) Papa Whiskey November


Cheers

[bitingmidge]

Fair go Midge, keep it clean, things were bearable until you did that .

Will you teach me,

Will you teach me Squizz,

How to drive a Trac-tah,

Will you teach me,

Will you teach me Squizz,

How to drive a Caaaahhhhhhr.