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Thread: What's your favourite saying?
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24th June 2005, 07:27 PM #46
you're gunna need a tray
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That reminds me of this little clanger concerning someone who is a little daft.
"He wouldn't know that a tractor was up him until the bank came to repossess it!"Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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24th June 2005, 08:15 PM #47
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Melbourne version, which I had forgotten until now:
Originally Posted by hovo
Wouldn't know a Melbourne tram was up him unless they rung the bell.
Lights are on but no ones home.Last edited by RETIRED; 26th June 2005 at 11:01 PM.
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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24th June 2005, 09:55 PM #48
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Half a bubble off plumb
Photographic memory with the lense cap on
As clever as WarnieMick
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25th June 2005, 02:44 AM #49
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A coupla kangaroos short in the top paddock.
A coupla sandwiches short of a picnicif you always do as you have always done, you will always get what you have always got
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25th June 2005, 03:12 AM #50
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Mine are about the people I generally deal with:
"MUPPET" - Most useless police person ever trained.
"Negative tooth to IQ ratio".
"He/She is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot".
"Head like a smashed crab"Is there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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25th June 2005, 09:54 AM #51
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"Do Bears **** in the woods?"
"Suffering Ars3holes"
"It'll be ready in a Cubic Fortnight"
"Cork Head" (Usually in reference to eldest son!
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Last edited by RETIRED; 26th June 2005 at 11:02 PM. Reason: and moderators get the rest.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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25th June 2005, 10:50 AM #52
you're gunna need a tray
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And my personal favourite
"I'll never forget old whats his name?"
And on a more serious note "What happened to Tankstand's old avatar?"Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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25th June 2005, 10:55 AM #53
The typo kign
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My Dad always said to me "suffer fools gladly"
he knew I couldn't
If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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25th June 2005, 11:03 AM #54
I'm proof, there is a Dog
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I spent a couple of days this week in Brisvegas. An expat Victorian taxi driver said "I'd be in more ***** than a Werribee duck".
Only funny to those who know about Werribee.Photo Gallery
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25th June 2005, 11:15 AM #55
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"The best part of him went on the sheets"
My Father in law describing a moron he met.
Sorry,
Lionel.
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25th June 2005, 12:21 PM #56
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Its funny what expression you use and don't even realise.
Found myself use "laughing like a fat spider" again today.Specializing in O positive timber stains
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25th June 2005, 12:31 PM #57
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I'm amazed at how many of these I haven't heard.
Richard
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25th June 2005, 01:21 PM #58
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"Fits like a glove on a chicken's lip"
"would put a horn on a jelly fish"
"fugly"
"rough as guts"
and in moments of extreme anger (or pain) "f#%k me dead!"
Mick"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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25th June 2005, 01:50 PM #59
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Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
Ugly as a hat full of asreholes
Originally Posted by The Big O
His mother should have settled for the HJ.Is there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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25th June 2005, 01:59 PM #60
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This is an english translation of one I heard
"Im that lucky that out of a hamper full of female body parts, I would pull out a penis."
Did I mention that it was also cleaned up just a bit.
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