Not long till the Ashes

[bennylaird]

Another causualty, Telescopicis off home to Mum, dunno if it's in tears like he did from India? Stress too much apparently?

It's getting closer.........

[bennylaird]

Monty Panesar's useless,
A poor old English chap,
And when he's not spin bowling,
No fan will ever clap.
He's useless in the covers,
He's useless in the slips,
And when he straps the pads on,
He'll pass out with the yips.