gross generalisations tick me off

[bennylaird]

I agree with Bruce, Bio is not afraid to have her say. Just look at how readily the "blokes" do the same. I find the troll reference offensive and against the good free nature of the forum. Would hate to think we still have sexism in this day and age.

Have your jokes, as I love to do, but keep it tounge in cheek lol.

[Ivan in Oz]

G'day Bio.
Good one!
I do not agree with everything you say.
BUT
I do not usually agree with EVERYTHING everyone says
Maybe "Most everything" on the odd occasion

Isn't it good to be able to differ and no have the
"Black Shirts" come and get you in the middle of the night.

Arh!! Freedom and Freedom of Speech......
Keep it up!!

[biotechy2k]

I agree with Bruce, Bio is not afraid to have her say. Just look at how readily the "blokes" do the same. I find the troll reference offensive and against the good free nature of the forum. Would hate to think we still have sexism in this day and age.

Have your jokes, as I love to do, but keep it tounge in cheek lol.

Thanks for the "virtual support mate" I've posted off your info request you should have it by Monday at the latest

I should also clarify my vasectomy patients are primates of the cute and furry persuasion and have a prehensile tail LOLOL

I don't perform vasectomies on men as my husband can attest to LOL
cheers Bio

[bennylaird]

Mate of mine in Sale, Vic. had a similar episode. Found two kids breaking the windows at the footy club rooms. Decided to take them home to Mum and Dad for some home disipline.

When he arrived at the house he was subjected to abuse as to how dare he bring the kids home in a police car..................

Shrugged his shoulders and then took the kids down to the station and booked them.

I remember as a kid being caught by the local copper riding my motorbike on the road. Got a kick in the backside and walked it home. Dad heard it from the copper as well and I got another kick lol. Used back streets after that......

[biotechy2k]

yes kids and discipline a tough subject, I heard a mates daughter respond to her mum "If you smack me I'll charge you with assualt" Kid was around 10

now said mum is thinking of other methods, I suggested docking pocket money it works extremely well with my two ruggies, if they don't do their chores
they don't get pocket money but if the are naughty they get their pocket money docked LOL

works a treat but then again my kids don't get a huge amount of pocket money and they have to work for it

although number one son tends to grumble about child slave labour while doing the dishes LOLOL I swear that kid should be a lawyer or policy writer LOL
but I am a great believer in trying to instill in my kids a good work ethic
a sometimes difficult thing to do don't you think

[shrek]

Biotechy2k,

When you work out the formula for teching kids a good work ethic can you let me know the secret.
I have an 11 year old son who is starting to develop attitude and I just think to myself, here we go, now the "fun"begins.
I remeber what I was like as a teenager and it scares me that he is going to do to me what I did to my parents.
Dont they say something about your past coming back to haunt you.

[echnidna]

My wife wanted me to get the chop. I don't see why I have to go through that. It's not like I've been humping anyones leg.

As I see it there no point in throwing away the matches if the gas is still connected to the oven. The only safe way is to snip the pipes in the oven

Example,
Years ago a friend had a snip job,
Coupla years later his missus fell in :eek:
(she didn't tell him for some reason)
She had an abortion on the quiet.
Dunno if she had the oven pipes snipped then.
Dunno if he ever found out either.

[Wongo]

Oh where have I been?

Biotechy2k, I am sorry if what I said upset you. I wasn’t having a go at single mums and I don’t dislike single mums.

Cheers

[biotechy2k]

Example,
Years ago a friend had a snip job,
Coupla years later his missus fell in :eek:
(she didn't tell him for some reason)
She had an abortion on the quiet.
Dunno if she had the oven pipes snipped then.
Dunno if he ever found out either.[/QUOTE]

Well I do know there is a waiting space not too sure of what it is for humans but on my transgenic mice and spf ratties in the lab we have done fine needle aspirations from the vas deferens and obtained (short tailed) viable sperm 3 weeks post vasectomy so when we neuter any of the rescue rats and cavies
they must stay away from females for a minimum of 4 weeks

the vas deferens has a more suitable pH for spermatozoa life than the testes
and does
and does not have a greater tempreature variation as the testes also

there you go chaps your Biology lesson over for the day time for a beer,
dam will have to have a cupper all out of beer
cheers Bio

[biotechy2k]

Oh where have I been?

Biotechy2k, I am sorry if what I said upset you. I wasn’t having a go at single mums and I don’t dislike single mums.

Cheers

No problems I guess I read too much into it any way no harm done
cheers Bio

[Wood Butcher]

As I see it there no point in throwing away the matches if the gas is still connected to the oven. The only safe way is to snip the pipes in the oven

Example,
Years ago a friend had a snip job,
Coupla years later his missus fell in :eek:
(she didn't tell him for some reason)
She had an abortion on the quiet.
Dunno if she had the oven pipes snipped then.
Dunno if he ever found out either.

My mum's a clinical midwife and a lady was recently at her work giving birth to her sixth child (same partner for all six BTW). Interestingly enough 9 months ago she had been in hospital having her tubes tied. Her and her partner had had "one last time sex" the night before :eek:. Needless to say nine months later a healthy boy was born .

[MathewA]

I agree with Bruce, Bio is not afraid to have her say. Just look at how readily the "blokes" do the same. I find the troll reference offensive and against the good free nature of the forum. Would hate to think we still have sexism in this day and age.

Have your jokes, as I love to do, but keep it tounge in cheek lol.

A troll is someone who just tries to **** everyone off. And that's all she's trying to do.

[doug the slug]

...I should also clarify my vasectomy patients are primates of the cute and furry persuasion and have a prehensile tail LOLOL

ANd thats why you frighten a lot of the forum users biotechy, most of them are hairy primates with a prehensile tail, and despite overwhelming evidnece to the contrary they think they are cute

[biotechy2k]

ANd thats why you frighten a lot of the forum users biotechy, most of them are hairy primates with a prehensile tail, and despite overwhelming evidnece to the contrary they think they are cute

Why Doug I'm really not that scary (only when I have a scalpel) but to be quiet honest I prefer to play with my Ryobi toys, and I don't have to wear those unflattering green or blue scrubs.

I can wear my plain old ratty jeans and work boots which by the way are really hell on the legs, we also use them in the labs, but mine not only have the steel cap over the toes they also have a steel plate in the sole for extra protection
and after a couple of hours with you standing in them your legs really hurt LOL
and LOL in this instance stands for Lying on Lounge
cheers Bio

[savage]

G'Day All,
Just got curious as to the meaning of the word "Troll" (I knew the Norse meaning of the word and the fishing meaning), but looked it up anyway, and to my suprise learned a different meaning of the word. Read on if you are as curious as myself!.....

troll
v.,n. 1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To
utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable
responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase
"trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream
"trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a
likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post
that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look
even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to
the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate
troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See
also YHBT. 2. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1;
regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a
newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to
annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by
the fact that the have no real interest in learning about the topic
at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly
creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming
characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of
life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." 3.
[Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS
students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab
policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves
lurking in dark cavelike corners.

Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower
category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing
some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial.

The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing, © 1993-2005 Denis Howe

Nothing to be offended by, really, if used in this context (probably would be, if used in the Norse meaning directed at someone). Interesting!!...
savage(Eric)