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  1. #571
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    never sneeze with a blocked nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    "Quick Mum! Get the hairspray before it goes flat again!"
    He! he! Your go Woodwould.
    Pugwash.

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  3. #573
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    Thumbs up

    If Woodwood could,
    AndWoodwood would,
    Then Woodwood should,
    Then all is gould!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    He! he! Your go Woodwould.
    Thanks.

    Isn't that how all hair-dos were achieved in the eighties - stick your fingers in a socket and then apply copious amounts of hairspray?


    Anywayyy...

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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    After that chemical spill the silk worms were never the same. And needed to be given a new tree every day.
    anne-maria.
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    The new Ryobi gas powered bicycle appears to be having a few teething problems.
    Pugwash.

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    The main reason methane power isn't replacing petroleum...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    ok so i eat a lot of beans but it does save global warming
    Cheers Fred



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    Dad's carbon capture plan still has some things that need fine tuning.
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  10. #580
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    Default Gawd, I hope Wheelin' uses this forum, or joke falls flat!!!

    "Wheelinaround" wheeling around???
    Last edited by Lignin; 1st February 2009 at 10:09 AM. Reason: Sudden doubt.

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    'Mi Pong, whose diet consists solely of legumes, pedals her daily gas production around local factories and bakeries, providing esential income to her region.'
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Any other contributions before the axe falls?
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    The tent is OK, you should see the trike that carries the circus elephant

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    Back to you Skew.
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    Regards, Woodwould.

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    I do

    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    "Wheelinaround" wheeling around???
    Wheelin's New Rear Air Bag was a tad large than expected.

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