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  1. #571
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    "Don't say a thing! She thinks I'm still in that stupid handbag."

    Paul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    "When I said I'd like to go to the beach on a date...."
    A class field but I like this one the most so it's over to Alex.

    (I'm surprised nobody managed to work in a Dachsund reference)
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  3. #573
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    I might be too late but...

    You might not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but he can still bury a bone.

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    OK, another from the historical photos collection. Extra points for anyone who can pick the NSW town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    OK, another from the historical photos collection. Extra points for anyone who can pick the NSW town.
    1923 floods in Maitland.

    Careful how high you hitch your skirt up dear, I know that fellow with the camera is a retired hydrographer, he's not taking the photo for his interest in water...

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    Hydrographers are just plain weird.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Correct about the date & town, Mic-D.
    Cliff, you're also correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Correct about the date & town, Mic-D.
    Cliff, you're also correct.
    my source is impeccable. So is Cliff's

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    "OK, you two with the legs. You'll find the ark hitched to the grocery store down the street on the left. Just go with the flow."

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    PS. SWMBO picked Maitland in one (Newcastle expatriate) and I was all up for the bonus points and associated kudos. Then I scrolled down to find....mic-d.

    Rats.
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    "If this water gets any deeper, we're gonna have to start wearing underwear."

    Paul.

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    ooh look Betty...there's about 20 blokes on the other side perving now..
    ....let's walk through the puddle a 7th time

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    The great flood. Maitland. February 14th 1923.
    How do I know the correct date?
    Easy...
    Look at the queue outside the florists!
    Pugwash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    "OK, you two with the legs. You'll find the ark hitched to the grocery store down the street on the left. Just go with the flow."

    Regards
    Paul
    PS. SWMBO picked Maitland in one (Newcastle expatriate) and I was all up for the bonus points and associated kudos. Then I scrolled down to find....mic-d.

    Rats.
    You earned it more than I did Paul. I recalled the photo and location were posted once before by Alex. If you search back you might even find the winning caption and have success with it again. Bloody faulty memory, works for all the trivial stuff, put pulls the rug out from under my feet for the important stuff.

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    Keep on the sunny side
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    You earned it more than I did Paul. I recalled the photo and location were posted once before by Alex. If you search back you might even find the winning caption and have success with it again. Bloody faulty memory, works for all the trivial stuff, put pulls the rug out from under my feet for the important stuff.
    Not really as it was SWMBO. On reflection I probably shouldn't have asked if she was there. As to the memory, I understand completely.

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