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  1. 6th May 2009, 09:35 PM #556
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    Toby the Terrier attemps to be Tasmanias first dog in space,
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    What? There were no biscuits in here. I just felt like putting my head in somewhere cosy.
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    but it makes me sound like a rottweiler when I bark

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claw Hama View Post
    Hi, my names Jack (Hi Jack) and I have a problem with "the bottle". I have to have more, one mouthfull used to be enough, then it was two, three, four, now it's, ..sob...a whole bottle full. Help me! Help me!!

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    Just got to say what a great set of captions for the dog pic. Well done everyone!
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    If Maria pedals harder I might get this done.
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    Hmm, reckon a 20 degree bevel should be about right for a massacre.
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