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  1. #526
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    ok, quick one.
    nah, changed my mind, this one now

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Have you actually tried fur undies? After a week, you wouldn't be smiling either.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    " No! No!, You're thinking of my brother!
    I'm Conan the Librarian! "
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Smile

    Well, what'd you expect....a sporran????

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    I wanted to go as a politician, but this was the only costume they had left.
    anne-maria.
    T
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    1. Were did I park my Harley?

    2. Do you want fries with that?
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    I thought, seeing it's a topless bar, I'd put my shirt in my jockstrap,
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    The steroids have gotta fit somewhere...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Huh??!! Me??? Why would I have a guinea pig in my jocks??!!??
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    "I'm pumped"
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    I'm running for governor, can I have your vote?

  12. #537
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I wanted to go as a politician, but this was the only costume they had left.
    he he, good one TL
    it was a toss up but I'll pass to Skew seeing as you had the last one
    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Have you actually tried fur undies? After a week, you wouldn't be smiling either.

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Knee's bent, arms in, now did I remember to put my Cup on

    One shot from my little gun and I'll go backwards at a rate of 4k's an hr or topple over like a Ten Pin

  15. #540
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    as part of their rigorous training program they were required to go many hours without a toilet break

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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