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    Neddy Seagoon
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    When knighted Harry referred to himself as.....

    "Sir Cumferance."

    A true quick wit.

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    roundabout
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    roustabout
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Circus


    {I'm pleased you blokes have replied as I thought I must have killed the thread }

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    bureaucrats
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    That's better
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
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    Maze

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    hedge
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    veni, vidi,
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    funds
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    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Lack
    Visit my website
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    Bernie Madoff.

    ( with all of the funds - but not for too long )

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    Ponzie

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    "Happy Days".

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    Pay days
    Cheers Fred



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