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5th January 2011, 05:19 PM #511
Deceased
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Oscar Wilde's world was always a little "bent"
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5th January 2011, 08:16 PM #512
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Captain "Jacko" Jackson was somewhat of a traditionalist, and was determined to furnish the new space station in his own style.
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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5th January 2011, 10:33 PM #513
Dances with splinters
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Well... Y'see... the customer's only real criteria was "a couch that I could comfortably crash on..."
No matter how I train my Roomba, it always misses half of the legs!
Ever had one of those couches that, no matter how you sleep on it, always leaves a crick in your back?
Don't you hate it when you can't iron out the crease in your plans?
(And a variation of one of Woodwould's... sorta: )
The dog peed on the cushion? Well, ya should have got it to pee on the other side too!
- Andy Mc
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5th January 2011, 10:39 PM #514
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Skew wasn't subtle when it came to presents, "Alright Alright! I Get it! New Jointer/Planer Geez"
Apparently Skew's learned my volume trick XD
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5th January 2011, 11:08 PM #515
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This one's quite good!
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Off you go Skew!
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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6th January 2011, 07:55 PM #516
Dances with splinters
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(See? Spamming works!
)
OK, lessee...
- Andy Mc
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6th January 2011, 09:25 PM #517
Deceased
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The Peg hazard on the 9th.
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7th January 2011, 02:23 AM #518
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Damned rabbits! This'll fix 'em!
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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7th January 2011, 03:25 AM #519
Retired Marine Engineer
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only greenies use wooden pegs these days
Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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7th January 2011, 07:29 AM #520
Hewer of wood
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The park failed the pinch test and no more fertiliser is to be used.
Cheers, Ern
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7th January 2011, 08:08 AM #521
Timber Hoarder
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Peggie carved her name on the tree in the park.
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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7th January 2011, 10:29 AM #522
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the Government's latest "East Australia Flood Action Plan"
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7th January 2011, 10:34 AM #523
Lignum Vexator
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When laying new turf, remember to keep the edges together
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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7th January 2011, 10:18 PM #524
Dances with splinters
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I reckon Sawdust Maker pegged it this time...
Over to you!
- Andy Mc
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8th January 2011, 04:28 PM #525
Lignum Vexator
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Nice play on words, Skew
I'll just hang out this one for the audience
Attachment 158046regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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