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    although, having accidently fed the stair plans through the shredder,
    Frank was sure he could stick them back together.

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    The apprentice misunderstood the instruction to get his boss a woodsaw blade.
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    Sven's quest to perfect his speed skating technique came undone about half way down. After being spun around in a game of skull and blind mans bluff, sadly, the last words he ever shouted were "watch this!"

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    I like. Have to hand this one off to TeaLady. Take it away M'lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post


    I like. Have to hand this one off to TeaLady. Take it away M'lady.
    Will just go and find a pick!
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    :d
    Last edited by RETIRED; 5th January 2011 at 09:32 AM. Reason: picture wouldn't load.

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    "Martha! That new chair you got is peeing in the corner!"
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Wouldwood has let his imagination run wild.

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    It's a dog of a chair.
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    Love's driving me up the wall!

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    Thomas picked himself up off the floor and continued working, oblivious that his shed had just fallen over.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    "Hmmm, I should have checked the moisture content of that Vic Ash".
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    This loveseat will appeal to a really dominant partner.
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    design by Escher
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    Nigels first attempt to market his furniture to the yachting fraternity

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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