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1st May 2009, 04:59 PM #481
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S@%t!!! The wind changed!
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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1st May 2009, 05:47 PM #482
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My god, that wedgie took me by surprise.
To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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1st May 2009, 05:55 PM #483
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Testicles, spectacles, wallet and watch... Well 1 out of three isn't bad, now where are the judges?
Cheers
Michael
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1st May 2009, 06:07 PM #484
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I've just had my shot of hormones it gives me a real high
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1st May 2009, 06:44 PM #485
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Olive Oil finally took Popeye's advice and tried the spinach.
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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1st May 2009, 06:55 PM #486
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Oooohhhh Gawd....why did I have those bloody beans???
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1st May 2009, 07:06 PM #487
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"Like my false teeth?"
Cheers, Ern
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1st May 2009, 09:08 PM #488
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1st May 2009, 09:14 PM #489
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1st May 2009, 11:40 PM #490
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To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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2nd May 2009, 12:25 AM #491
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That's not a big end. THIS is a big end!
Pugwash.
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www.clivequinn.com
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2nd May 2009, 12:50 AM #492
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Bggr
been lookn for that all morninggotta get me pocket fixed
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2nd May 2009, 12:51 AM #493
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I told you I could hear a knocking sound
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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2nd May 2009, 12:53 AM #494
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Anybody seen the cat? I'm sure it was asleep somewhere around here.
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
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Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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2nd May 2009, 12:53 AM #495
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ok, who was the smart@#$% that put a potato up the exhaust pipe
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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