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  1. #481
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    Lousy tradesman
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  2. #482
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    Tools
    Visit my website
    Website
    Facebook

  3. #483
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    Blame
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  4. #484
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    Wasn’t me, honest, I wasn’t even there, ask my blind uncle, he saw it all......
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    Bob

    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

  5. #485
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    Bart
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

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    Cart
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    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  7. #487
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    Horse

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    Sore throat
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ray

  9. #489
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    14" Bandsaw
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

  10. #490
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    9 Fingers.
    Regards,
    Bob

    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

  11. #491
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    Fish fingers
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

  12. #492
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    Birds Eye

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    Lash

  14. #494
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    9 tails
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  15. #495
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    Short novel
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ray

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