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  1. 28th October 2009, 01:58 PM #466
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Can you imagine the battle field. And it would be safer to shave your whole body every morning so it didn't hurt so much coming ff again.
    Naah, they're tough in the Oz Army. They'd just rip it off quick 'cos it hurts less
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    I was quite happy for you to take it, Undy. Now I have to find a pic...

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  3. 28th October 2009, 08:49 PM #468
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    Testing whether looks really can kill...
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  4. 29th October 2009, 07:13 AM #469
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    Asia takes robbotics to the military these will be produced using old Cornflaks boxes recycled from 2008 Olympics, Laptops and returned GMC, Ozito, Triton parts.
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    The assimilation of the camouflage troop into the armoured corps did not go well at first...
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    Pirate day and robot week fell at the same time this year.
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    The Darlek's weaponry was technologically far superior to their own, withered shells.
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    Ned Kelly appears to have spent his bank robbery money wisely and updated from the horse.
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    Ned Kelly meets Norm Abram?
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    Labor's cut backs hit the Australian Army hard, so they came up with their own Protective garb. Had the enemy rolling in the dust.
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    "These new robotic troops are never going to work," said the Colonel. "Talk about a square peg in a round hole!"
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    Apologies for the delay. I had an unexpected working holiday.

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    OK, here you go.
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    Unbeknownst to most historians is the fact that Mickey Thompson was an avid fan of aviation, before deciding that there were better applications for his tyres that were designed to go "straight, flat and not very far"...
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    This is what happens when you insist there a no guns on 6 year old boys plane designs.
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