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    Quote Originally Posted by Sebastiaan56 View Post
    My favourite text on the subject is called Rogers Profanisaurus. Doesnt seem to be on the net as a pdf at the moment, I printed one out years ago,

    Sebastiaan
    Tis v funny too, learned of it's existence from the pommie "lad's" comic "Wiz", it has a page or so of additions to the Profanisaurus each issue I think.

    Some of the definitions are absolute laugh out loud crackers.

    Some samples here.


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    There's some pretty funny ones here as well.
    Be warned, a lot of them are pretty insulting and unprintable unless you select the child safe option.


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    The Seppos who read something offensive in fair dinkum probably come from Vermont...

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dink [snigger]
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Default yank bashing

    Well now we can " Really give the yanks an ear full. I mean we had one asking to be noted, recently????? He thought we were ignoring him,

    Cheers. No offence intended.
    Don't pass them by! Be daring and caring!

    Dampen their misery....sit with them and talk a little.

    Buy them something to eat and a tram fare to a local mission.
    I'm so lucky that I've somewhere to live and have family support.

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    Struth, what a cracker.

    She shoulda said "No wuckers", that woulda knocked the silly galah for a six.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    She shoulda said "No wuckers", that woulda knocked the silly galah for a six.
    You may be right Cliff, but you have to remember you can't polish a furd (doesn't look right spelt with an "f" instead of a "t" does it?.

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    Dare I ask how you know this.
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    I didn't say I couldn't!
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    Well, best I can tell SkyWest is busy as a cat burying shyte trying to cover this up. If I were that sheila I'd be as cross as a frog in a sock!
    Cheers,

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge View Post
    I didn't say I couldn't!
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    OK ya two bob lair... how d'ya know I can't...

    Quote Originally Posted by Honorary Bloke View Post
    ...as cross as a frog in a sock!
    .... about as chirpy as a bag o scorpions....
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    Sillier then a hat full of a-holes, the whole thing,
    "We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer

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    Nuh, that is for ugly, you are mean as dumb as a box of hammers.
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    Well I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck, so it's time for breakfast.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Nuh, that is for ugly, you are mean as dumb as a box of hammers.
    wasnt that from "O Brother where art thou"?
    "We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer

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    buggadafino?
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