View Poll Results: hair loss - what have you done/will you do?

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  • absolutely nothing, if I pretend it's not happening maybe no-one will notice.

    22 15.94%
  • I'm going to grow my hair and go the comb-over, I'll fool myself and hopefully others as well

    1 0.72%
  • I'll get a 'rug' (toupe) or wig, no one will notice

    0 0%
  • I'm going to wear hats & caps, even indoors, so no-one will notice

    1 0.72%
  • I'll get my hair cut shorter to lessen the contrast between the hairy bits and the baldy bits

    24 17.39%
  • I'm going to shave my head as soon as hair loss is apparent

    12 8.70%
  • I'm going to let someone take a plug cutter to my scalp in the hope that they can succesfully transplant the stuff from elsewhere.

    0 0%
  • I don't give a rat's ring

    78 56.52%
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  1. #31
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    BE BALD AND PROUD.......like me

    Baldness is a sign of high Testosterone.
    Many women go for bald men.
    I'm not bald, my hair has just migrated to different parts of my body.
    Bald men are masculine men.
    My missus wouldn't have me any other way (or that's what she tell's me)

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    Does she mind the that you're pixelated?
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    No 8 as well
    I have a full head of hair, and I think the old saying applies

    Anything will grow on s**t
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    Does she mind the that you're pixelated?
    That turns her on even more...

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    I have the same little bald patch on the crown of my head that my father & grandfather had.

    It's caused by thumb pressure.
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    I voted number 2 - when I go bald gimmeeeee a comb over (I'm bringing sexy back - yeah!)

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    I'm a woolly bull.
    I'd hate being bald - imagine sunburn on top of yer head


    an forget that crap about bald equals more testosterone
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    If you go bald you go bald, big deal. If you are comfortable with who you are, hair is a non issue.

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    God has given me many things in my life.

    Tall, athletic, dark, handsome, intelligent and a full head of hair. I am a complete package.

    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Wongo, you forgot modest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    God has given me many things in my life.

    Tall, athletic, dark, handsome, intelligent and a full head of hair. I am a complete package.


    Just remember Scott, God giveth and He taketh away.

    Mick (who had plenty of hair when he was 36)
    "If you need a machine today and don't buy it,

    tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."

    - Henry Ford 1938

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    Wongo, you forgot modest.
    …and I am honest too.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Default Baldness = Low Maintenance.

    G'day folks,

    Bring on the baldness guys I reckon.

    One saves many things when one has a budget to follow so to speak.

    Just don't let ya missus talk ya into gettin ya hair on any part of ur body, waxed.
    Yeah, it takes a while to grow back but if ya don't like pain, absolutely don't do it and it isn't a bloke thing to do i reckon. It's these times when the missus can get ya back too.

    Even with one of those diy electronic gizmo's that cut hair, don't let the missus use it either as they sometimes have strange ideas for a haircut where one can't see her style on the back of ya noggin.

    The old man always says..... ya can't have hair and brains too mate.

    This is why i keep it bald

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    Someone gave me a set of electric clippers when their dog carked it. I use them to cut my own hair. The ex swmbo does the hairline at the back of my scone. I do a number 1 every 3 months. Come on baldness....
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Been a number 1 guy for over ten years now. One day I'll sit down and add up how much I've saved on shampoo and hair cuts.

    I reckon hat-hair looks sillier than a bald head any day

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