Story time with uncle Dave

[ubeaut]

And with that little Johnno ran to his room in a state of shame and humiliation, slammed the door, threw himself on his bed, burried his head in his pillow and cried himself to sleep.

The next morning there was a knock at his door. "Johnno, oh little Johnno" came a sweet voice "Johnno can we please come in and.......

[fxst]

as he sprung to open the door he realised the floor had disappeared and......

[Wayne Davy]

been replaced by a pile of sawdust. "Bloody termites", he muttered. If I had my way .....

[fxst]

I'd.....ooooooooh look the ceilings gone geez those termites are quick ..he then went and found.......................

[splinter]

... that some lovely chap had left him a huge bunch of pansies, "Goodness gracious me" he lisped, grasped the huge bunch firmly in his delicate hands and minced off to......

[ubeaut]

wild bees, intent on deflowering his posie of pansies. With the bees in hot persuit he ran screaming down the street holding the flowers high and yelling..........

[JackoH]

.... Help, Help, if I can't stop these bloody B's I'll be deflowered and who would marry me then? With that a passer-by seeing our hero's plight......

(What happened to those maidens who started all this?)

[fxst]

called the 2 maidens on his highly secret mobile steering wheel and asked..........................
(that answer your question John?)

[macca2]

...the policeman who pulled him over for useing his moblie while driving to go easy on him as he only........

[ubeaut]

block to run before he was safe from the bees and in the arms of the two maidens were going to give him..............

[fxst]

a nice cup of tea and a lie down after which they would.............

[JackoH]

...massage his ego, and...

[ubeaut]

rampage throught the streets of Kings Cross, where........

[Dennis Hill]

boys will be girls and girls could be anything!!!

[macca2]

so venture out with care as those two maidens could well be.......