Horse Victim, Before and After

[Grunt]

You could also use it to power your flour mill.

Don't laugh. I'm trying to talk Margo into getting a Clidesdale so I can put a harness on it and pull a plough or cart. This is just for fun, I will own a tractor too.

[Iain]

getting a Clidesdale so I can put a harness on it and pull a plough or cart.

A word of warning here from he who knows.
When my parents had the farm we still had a couple of horse drawn implements, during harvest I would pull the hayrake behind said draught horse operating the release4 every so often when the rake was full.
I had one lesson from Mr Draught Horse, when he stops and lifts his tail and you watch this large fleshy aperture open like a camera lens you about 5 seconds to get out of line of fire.
When a draughthorse farts there is a mass of fine solid and liquid matter which travels about 10 feet and generally hit you at about face level....................once

[scooter]

...When a draughthorse farts there is a mass of fine solid and liquid matter...

I believe it also happens when a mouse farts it's last too...