Hair Cuts

[bennylaird]

Ohmygod, he's gone bottomless?

[bennylaird]

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A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking two small wooden balls from a nearby drawer. "Just place them between your cheek and gum, one for each side."

The client places the balls in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow one?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow, like everyone else has."

[Neo]

A bloke, thinning a little on top, walks into the barber shop, waits his turn and then sits in the Barber’s chair. After a bit of chit chat about the weather he asks, ‘Can you recommend a good hair tonic?’

Before the barber can answer another patron pipes up in a very dapper English voice, ‘I’ve always found that vaginal excretions are the best hair tonic.’
Incredulous, the first bloke exclaims, ‘But you’re balder than I am!”
‘Yes,’ he replies lovingly stroking his upper lip, ’But you’ll notice I have a very fine moustache.’

[Auld Bassoon]

I have been doing my own hair cut for the past 13 years. Yes it is just me, a clipper and a mirror. Why pay someone $5 when you get it done for free?

Now you know why I wear baseball cap all the time. But seriously I am pretty good at it now.

A whole $5 - no wonder a DIY job seems good value

[Dan]

Here's one for you. At what stage after a #0 cut do you resume using shampoo?:confused:

[ozwinner]

A whole $5 - no wonder a DIY job seems good value

What!! :eek:

Al :eek:

[Daddles]

What!! :eek:

Al :eek:

It's okay Al. This is one of those situations where you just smile and down another pint of rum

Richard

[Harry72]

$55 for a haircut :eek: struth ruth, get a grip...... that'd buy a whole years haircuts for me. (4 )

Was a little more than a hair cut... yeah got one of those trendy beckem mohawks and got it blonded even more... Im only 21yrs young after all!:eek:

I wish I could just get the clippers onto it... but the SWMBO dont like it because I look like a crim and when it grows back it goes stupid... so I prefer to keep it hand cut with the scissors.

[Groggy]

- infact she cut my hair with them last night (topless to boot Woo Hoo!!!)

I found topless haircuts just make me itchy...

I cut my own with the same sort of clippers - everyone says they can tell. Still, going to barbers and asking for a haircut when you're half bald aint the same value as it used to be. As for toupe's etc - why do guys try to cultivate on top what is growing wild around their ar*e?