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  1. 12th March 2017, 10:11 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    looks like a few have been caught in this fish trap
    Correct!! And they are breaming over with comments.
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  2. 13th March 2017, 11:22 AM #32
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    Should we scale it back a bit I wonder.
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  3. 13th March 2017, 05:42 PM #33
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    I thought I could tailor my comments but it's not possible. I'll have to pike on this one.

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    Is that a Forward Pike or a Backward Pike with or without a single or double somersault?
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  5. 14th March 2017, 04:52 PM #35
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    If it is, he might end up being skewered on a Marlin spike
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  6. 16th March 2017, 06:12 AM #36
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    My wife still doesn't get the perch part and she can't understand why I'm laughing.

    We haven't had this good of a drivel in a long time.
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    Wiping away tears now
    Needed that laugh this morning, thanks guys.
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  8. 16th March 2017, 05:21 PM #38
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    I told you the mods would cut this short. There is going to be a bullrout!
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  9. 16th March 2017, 06:52 PM #39
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    Or just another Red Herring
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    with a mullet haircut
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  11. 16th March 2017, 10:53 PM #41
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    Mind you it's good for the Sole, though not if you're a Flathead
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    Default Star Gazer

    What if you are a Star Gazer - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargazer_(fish) and not an r Sole
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    I think some of you blokes are coming the raw prawn.
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  14. 17th March 2017, 09:48 AM #44
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    "I think some of you blokes are coming the raw prawn."
    Then throw it on the BBQ with the Perch
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    You could invite Jean Shrimpton for lunch.
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