What makes a man...

[craigb]

It's a sort of an eagle thing with robot claws swooping down to pluck an ant from the eyeball of the gargoyle which is Mr Zoliparra's balcony. The ant is called Ergates and he is a pet of Bascule the Teller.

HTH

Oh of course !

Thanks for clearing that up

[bitingmidge]

Oh of course !

Thanks for clearing that up

But it's a two legged ant....

Looks like the chook has REALLY grown up and got scary!!

[silentC]

But it's a two legged ant....

No, that's Bascule and Mr Zoliparra. Are you blind? The ant is sitting on the railing.

[Termite]

Dear Silent, dare we ask what earth shattering mid-life event made you decide to change your avatar to an eyeball plucking raptor. Haven't been sniffing the old glue bottle have we?
Kind regards
Termite sniff...aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

[silentC]

I think it's Banksia poisoning.

Nah, I was sick of looking at Alex but couldn't think of anything witty to replace him with, so this is one of my favourite books.

[Zed]

back to foghorn leghorn then. your best by far...

You listening boy ? yaw jaws a' flapping but theres no sound cummin out, Ah said are yew listenin' boy ?

Nice kid, sharp as a pound o' wet leather but I laik 'im...

[silentC]

But no-one took me seriously when I was Foghorn. All I got was 'chicken' this and 'chook' that and no respect from anyone

[craigb]

But no-one took me seriously when I was Foghorn.

And you think we do now?

[silentC]

Maybe I should go back to being the Big Coight. Now there's a figure worthy of respect....

[vsquizz]

I'm not sure I should say anything right here given my avatar, but heck...

Silent, maybe you have uploaded your mental state to the Crypt once too often??


Cheers

[silentC]

Ah, hav u red feersum enjinn Mr squizzy? I hav red it a cupl ov timz now. Grate buk if u lik sifi an don mind trine 2 desifer Bascule's fonetik speling.

[Termite]

Definitely Banksia poisoning

[vsquizz]

iz werkim betr if yuz u Germun wats dun ingliss me fink

[Jeff]

#53. Diggin' out splinters with a utility knife, or better, not diggin' 'em out till you show 'em around..."aint that a grand one...!"

#54. Fixin' whatever it is at three AM, like a water leak spraying on the electrical panel.

#55 Givin' a good thumpin' to some as$h*!& who just insulted yer gilfriend.

[vsquizz]

#56. (A real Toolman Classic) Turbocharging the lawnmower with a hairdryer

Works only if you remove the heating element.

#57. Getting cheezed off with the price and longevity of lawnmower blades and making your own ones out of 4 mm thick Stainless Steel (Can then Grind stumps, rocks, concrete, cats )