New riddle

[Eastie]

heard that one before Silent?

[LineLefty]

OK think I've got it.

You'd ask

"What direction would your twin tell me to go?"

Assuming you ask T1 that question, he's telling you what T2 would say.
Assume that T1 says "T2 would tell you to go east"

If T1 is honest then T2 Would tell you to go east but it would be a lie, so go west.

IF T1 is a liar then he'll tell T2 would really tell you to go west, which would be the truth. So go west. Life is peaceful there.

[silentC]

Nah, I'm just rooly clever

OK, it was on an episode of Doctor Who (Tom Baker days). Only when he went through the opposite door, he got zapped, so it just goes to show you shouldn't believe everything you see on TV :eek:

[LineLefty]

Damnit! I spent too long writing the answer!

[silentC]

Bit of a time delay 'tween here and Perth today?

[LineLefty]

Must be, but I swear on....something.....that I worked that oen out from first principles, So I'll post the next one:


What is the opposite of "if"?

[silentC]

Well, I know it's not 'presumptuous'

[Ivan in Oz]

When

[LineLefty]

incorrect

[silentC]

Logically speaking, the opposite of 'if' is an assertion, so are you looking for 'because' or 'is'?

[LineLefty]

Nope

A clue

The dogs will be bark constantly IF they're inside.

IF I go there, I'm dead.

Te answer has been the subject of some literary debate becasue of the exceptons such as "What IF I do?

[Driver]

Although?

[LineLefty]

Close

[Driver]

Unless?

[journeyman Mick]

"If not"?

Mick