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  1. #31
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    Don't move or I'll scoot!

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    Default Mall

    Mall cops?

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    So we attack until the bullets or the battery run out. Whichever comes first.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Don't move or I'll scoot!
    We have a winner. (Normally I'd leave it open a bit longer, but this really tickles my funny-bone!)
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Have to agree, that is a good one
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    We have a winner. (Normally I'd leave it open a bit longer, but this really tickles my funny-bone!)
    Thanks, have a go at this.
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    I know its ugly but its a better seller than our piles of dead babies table.

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    Jet propelled coffee table.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Its a lamp as well, His eyes light up, but you'll need to put the power plug in somewhere.

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    Back, crack & snack.
    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

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    aH. tHE WHEELS FROM THE LAST PIC ON THE BASE OF THIS GUY. aND VOILa. a NEW propulsion method.

    (Sorry about the caps lock. )
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    Just be very careful how you handle his Norataki
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    "The new broad-based coffee table from Ikea."

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    Paul
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Sumo. Not just wrestling: A whole lifestyle."
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Frodo Baggins in retirement
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    veni, vidi,
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