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    That was a long night but the sun's up. Must be the end of "dogwatch." Anybody seen my relief?

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    Wait 'till I get hold of that bitch who said there was a hotdog in here!

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    Last edited by Bushmiller; 27th January 2012 at 01:38 PM. Reason: missed a word
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    Pass us that 1/2 - 9/16 ring spanna will ya, ta.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    His job's exhausting.


    There's your problem, you dog has chased the horses from under the bonnet.


    A good place for an idle dog

    I think one of the dog gears is an aftermarket part
    There was some good ones there but Mic-d takes it.

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    Thanks . I liked Groggy's Rover engine and TL subwoofer best.

    what do you make of this?

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    "I said put out a call for a tug boat; not a tub boat!"

    "Rub-a-dub-dub,
    Three men in a tub.
    And who do you think they be?
    A Butcher, Chip & Basil."

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    It rows better than a runcible spoon.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    "I said the only thing that will save us is an "oracle", not a "coracle" you daft welsh git!"

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    "I'll shoot the first parrot that says 'figure of eight, figure of eight' "

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    "With boat and propulsion design like this I am starting to understand why the Welsh don't have a navy."

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    "I think Michael's post may have been placed in the wrong forum. I am sure I have seen one for watery thingys."

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    "Hey boyo, these Chinese are everywhere now."

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    I had to Google coracle, but now Paul's obsession with the Welsh makes sense. All very good captions Paul .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    I had to Google coracle, but now Paul's obsession with the Welsh makes sense. All very good captions Paul .
    Indeed, an indecent obsession. BUT I suspect, on closer inspection it is not a coracle, although the size, shape and single oar are at first glance identical. I am about to cover my options..

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    "Whad you reckon Dai? Is it a Taiwanese or Chinese knock-off? If these flood the market it'll be the end of the Welsh shipbuilding industry."

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