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  1. 21st July 2009, 01:48 AM #31
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    Mr Harry McPotter! Remove ye invisibility cloak now!
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    Well what did you expect?? A cobra??

    OR.............

    Scottish Snake Charming (Och, it's too expensive to keep a real snake)

    OR.....

    If I take my eyes off it, it will strike.
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    McDougall, the Drum-Major, was totally confused by his inability to get his mace off the ground.

    The band, as a practical joke, had filled it with rare 'earth' magnets.
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    "Yep. Looks straight to me. I'll take this one!"
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  5. 21st July 2009, 07:38 PM #35
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    "I'll clear this thing with a standing jump and hope it doesn't end up in me kilt"
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    I don't know why the brothers gave me a walking stick with and ash tray in the end? I don't smoke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Mr Harry McPotter! Remove ye invisibility cloak now!

    Your's Skew
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  8. 22nd July 2009, 05:33 PM #38
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    Now ya see it, now ya don't...
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    Cupid comes a cropper with a chopper in Afganistan.
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    It slices it dices it flocks the feathers
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    Look! ......is it a bird? .....is it a plane? no, it's, well, it was a bird!
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    and as a symbolic gesture they released the white dove of peace as they flew off from another successful mission

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Blackhawk down!
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    Due to some idiot leaving the door off, the company mascot, Ernie the Emu, makes a dramatic escape.
    Unfortunately Ernie, in the heat of the moment, had quite forgotten that he can't fly.
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  15. 23rd July 2009, 05:29 PM #45
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    I got a good couple of giggles over my shoulder in this lot.

    Once more it's a toss up... TL's got an instant guffaw from me, but I think Rotten_66 can take it this time.
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