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  1. 20th April 2006, 07:30 PM #31
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    On old army VD posters...

    "Is 5 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of pain?"

    under which someone always added

    "How do you make it last 5 minutes?"
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  2. 20th April 2006, 08:47 PM #32
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    sign on a male toilet


    why look up here??


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    Thanks for narrowing them down Cliff...


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  4. 22nd April 2006, 10:06 PM #34
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    Saw a cracker last night on the back of a middle-aged campervan, with ubiquitous grey haired driver, and realised my life had turned a full circle:

    Don't laugh, your MOTHER might be inside

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  5. 22nd April 2006, 11:23 PM #35
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    On the back of a garbage truck: "Truck stops frequently" to which someone had added "You should get it fixed".
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  6. 23rd April 2006, 01:19 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    Saw a cracker last night on the back of a middle-aged campervan, with ubiquitous grey haired driver, and realised my life had turned a full circle:

    Don't laugh, your MOTHER might be inside

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  7. 27th April 2006, 05:12 PM #37
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    Many of the elementry schools hand out bumber stickers.
    "My child excelled...
    "My child is a super citizen...
    "My child is an honor student...

    To which an enteprenur added "My kid just beat up your honor student."

    In addition to bumper stickers we have license plate frames.

    "Cats flattened while you wait."
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  8. 27th April 2006, 05:16 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrich

    "Cats flattened while you wait."
    Thats Wongo's car
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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  9. 27th April 2006, 06:22 PM #39
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    "Employ a teenager whilst they still know everything"

    and my favourite was on the front wind visor or a very large interstate truck that said

    "Dances with Roo's"

    I haven't seen a better one since.
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  10. 27th September 2006, 04:07 PM #40
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    Paid employment is for persons without a hammer and a saw.
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    If I ever get an old hotrod ute, I'll have my own sticker made up:

    Truckin' Missus Style!!

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  12. 27th September 2006, 05:59 PM #42
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    On the back of a rubbish removal truck

    Satisfaction Guaranteed or Twice Your Rubbish Back!
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    on the back of a builders van.

    "Fish fear me and tremble at my name".
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!

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  14. 27th September 2006, 07:52 PM #44
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    travelling along the f3 one day i say a 4wd that had been thru a bit and was quite filthy. some funny person wrote : i wish my gf was this dirty :eek:
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  15. 27th September 2006, 08:11 PM #45
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    Buy a John Bull product(boots) they give away good bumper stickers, My ute has

    ....................................................................
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