Personalised numbers plates - why?

[Wongo]

And then there were the Asian kids in their Hondas done up like rally cars with sponsor stickers and over shoulder harnesses.

And the little soft toys inside the car?

[silentC]

Yeah that too. Piled up all over the dashboard. What's that all about.

I went past a car once that had a Hindu shrine or something constructed on the dash. Imagine what would happen in an accident? Someone could end up with a plastic Ganesha up the keister.

[Cliff Rogers]

.... Imagine what would happen in an accident?.....

Leans new meaning to the term 'Gone to God'.

[Wongo]

Yeah that too. Piled up all over the dashboard. What's that all about.

You mean Hello Kitty, Garfield and Mickey Mouse?

You will never understand Silent. It is a cultural thing.

[silentC]

Good thing I didn't do my IQ test in Hurstville then!!

[Wongo]

There was a rich Indonesian kid in my class, let’s call him Suharto. Suharto used to get the latest Honda Civic every 3-6 months. The colour of the car was always black and had a spoiler.

Suharto once offered me a lift but I said no because I preferred to walk home.

[Cliff Rogers]

.... used to get the latest Honda Civic every 3-6 months. ....

Is that how often they come out with a new model?

[Wongo]

OK Dr Pedantic, what I was trying to say was Suharto had a new car all the time.

[sigh] some people.

[Cliff Rogers]

.... how often they come out with a new model?

.....Suharto had a new car all the time. ...

That often 'ey?

[Wongo]

Let go, let go. Bad dog, bad dog.

[Big Shed]

OK Dr Pedantic, what I was trying to say was Suharto had a new car all the time.

[sigh] some people.

The term "hoist by your own petard" comes to mind?

[MurrayD99]

The number 1 sought after plate in NZ

You want it. Send me $400 and I'll put it in the post mate.... Really....

[Cliff Rogers]

The term "hoist by your own petard" comes to mind?

Actually, it is “be hoist with your own petard”.

[silentC]

There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar; and 't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
When in one line two crafts directly meet.

[Bleedin Thumb]

There is no better way to tell someone that you have a small penis.

Sorry a temporary highjack............ that new ad on TV (NSW) about speeders having small penises.
Boy that add offends me ...............not cause I have a small one..... I just like to go fast...

Honestly though, that ad would have to of been designed by women surely.......... What about all the bad women drivers out there......What is their excuse?