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  1. #31
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    Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught.

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    It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home

    Allan
    Gunner

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    If at first you don't succeed use a bigger hammer.

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    When something will never happen in a million years, this year is always the millionth one
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    what can go wrong will go wrong
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
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    you can learn to live with the world the way it it, or accept the responsibility to change it

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    if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!!

  7. #37
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    Life is like a s**t sandwich,
    ...the more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.
    Rick

    ...often heard to say, "Honey, where are the bandaids?"

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    Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..



    That way you are a mile away...




    And you have their shoes

  9. #39
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    Never argue with fools: they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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    Never try to teach a pig to play the piano...it's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.




    Rick

    ...often heard to say, "Honey, where are the bandaids?"

  11. #41
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    Never tell a kid that he can't remember anything.
    He will never forget what you said to him.

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    more speed less haste
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
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  13. #43
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    Slow is Smooth - Smooth is Fast




    Somehow, everything was better in those days

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