The Campain Launch

[Wood Borer]

We will need a Governor General too - how about Neil?

He looks distinguished and statesman like, plus he could flog some polish and the bible to the Poms when he visits the Queen. This would help pay for his trips and ease the tax burden on our subjects.

[craigb]

Jackiew for Minister of Consumer Affairs ?

[AlexS]

Who is going to take this job though?

http://www.jobs.qld.gov.au/Search/Jo...sp?jobid=36119

I'd like the job, but I can't afford to pay $62k a year for it!

[Grunt]

Hovo for the Minister for Spelling

[Sturdee]

Nah... Sturdee should head up the war ministry :eek

War ministry is okay. Remember the best defence is offence.

But can the Sepo / Oz alliance cope ? If not we'll have to attack them first.

Peter.

[ozwinner]

Maybe I could appoint myself as minister of Da Fence.


Al

[Cliff Rogers]

G'day.

I'm almost home from Italy, I'll be there for the election...
currently sitting in a Club Lounge in Hong Kong.

Can I be attached to the ministery for Foriegn Affairs? Huh? Huh? Can I????

I know all about Coffee, Wine, Pizza, Pasta, running to catch the train,
driving on the wrong side of the road, getting un-lost again, shoe shopping, & Aiport Lounges.
I even did 4 hours of Grape picking in Faedis & I now know HEAPS more Italian words.

[Sturdee]

As the next war minister I have been preparing the battle plan for when we take over from the mob of little Johnies.

On day 1 we assure the seppos of our good intentions. :eek:

On day 2 we launch a preemptive attack on them by taking back their bases on our land.

On day 3 as they fight back we capitulate.

On day 4 we gratefully accept the billions of dollars in aid the seppos always give to countries they defeat. (See Germany and Japan in 1945, later Afghanistan and now Iraq.)

On day 5 having received their moneys we abolish all taxes for woodworkers and give free tools and workshops to all Tupperware Party members.


Peter.

[Grunt]

Can I be attached to the ministery for Foriegn Affairs? Huh? Huh? Can I????

I know all about Coffee, Wine, Pizza, Pasta, running to catch the train,
driving on the wrong side of the road, getting un-lost again, shoe shopping, & Aiport Lounges.
I even did 4 hours of Grape picking in Faedis & I now know HEAPS more Italian words.

Sold, we need someone who knows their pasta in Foriegn Affairs.

[Grunt]

Sturdee,

That is a damn fine idea.

Even if the seppos don't give us any aid, I still think that the Tupperware Party members should get free workshops and tools.

Grunt

[vsquizz]

G'day.

I know all about Coffee,

Don't start that coffee thing again.

I'd officially like to nominate Al as the Parliamentry Secretary for the Sub-Branch of members with rough hands.


Cheers

[bitingmidge]

I'd officially like to nominate Al as the Parliamentry Secretary for the Sub-Branch of members with rough hands.

I reckon by now, after not touching bricks for a month his hands are getting to be pretty much like baby's bottoms...(soft and covered in you-know-what).

Which goes a long way to explaining the finishes he's getting on his latest objects d'art...he's rubbing his hands on them the way he always has, but they just aren't the same grit anymore.

Anyway, he'll love the hand lotion they provide in the cabinet loos.



Cheers,

P

[ozwinner]

Yoohooo.


Al

[vsquizz]

Pete, He seems to be pointing at something in the second photo, do you think its the hand lotion container??


Cheers

[echnidna]

Ahah, The first of the new Australian Honours by PM Al.
The order of the horizontal finger