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  1. 23rd April 2009, 08:15 AM #31
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    SWMBO told me I never say anything nice or positive about her family, so I told her that her mother-in-law was nicer than my mother-in-law. And that's when the fight started.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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  2. 23rd April 2009, 09:27 AM #32
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    Came home late the other night, reeking of cheap perfume, covered in lipstick and more than a little drunk. Staggered up to the Mrs, slapped her on the bum and said "Your'e next fatty" Thats when the fight started.
    The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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