When Do You Become An Old Phart?

[Daddles]

After watching the abc 50years it dawned on me,:eek:

It is with much shame and distress that I admit that not only did I watch that show ... but I enjoyed it as well

Richard

[aljenit]

Old fartiness has buggerall to do with appearances. It has to do with your grumpiness quotient and how frequently you find it necessary to comment loudly upon the content of television, newspapers, magazines and other aspects of daily life - including patronising shop assistants).

Col

From a female perspective OLD PHARTEDNESS IS AS FOLLOWS

• Bulk buying toilet paper
• Loudly speaking about the supermarket customer in front who has 10 items in the 8 or less line.:mad: :mad:
• Lamenting what young women are wearing NOT because you couldn't wear it,but because you wouldn't wear it:eek: :eek:
• Buying shoes for comfort not style and considering price
• Realising that your children have more interesting things to talk about than you do!!!
• Setting your alarm to the NEWS not the MUSIC stations

[DPB]

You are an old fart when your wife calls you on your mobile car phone to warn you that she just heard on the radio that there is a car traveling the wrong way on the freeway - and your answer?

"Honey, there's not just one - there's hundreds of them!"

[ernknot]

I'm not getting involved.

[Bleedin Thumb]

When the last 4 out of 5 music CD's you have purchased are The Best Of.... variety.

[Krazee]

When you get an 'Old Fart's Cheque Book' as your Kris Kringle - and I still don't know who it was that did it!