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Thread: When Do You Become An Old Phart?
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5th November 2006, 11:40 PM #31
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8th November 2006, 12:31 PM #32
From a female perspective OLD PHARTEDNESS IS AS FOLLOWS
- Bulk buying toilet paper
- Loudly speaking about the supermarket customer in front who has 10 items in the 8 or less line.:mad: :mad:
- Lamenting what young women are wearing NOT because you couldn't wear it,but because you wouldn't wear it:eek: :eek:
- Buying shoes for comfort not style and considering price
- Realising that your children have more interesting things to talk about than you do!!!
- Setting your alarm to the NEWS not the MUSIC stations
wine and wood
ahhhh yes life is good
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8th November 2006, 12:46 PM #33
You are an old fart when your wife calls you on your mobile car phone to warn you that she just heard on the radio that there is a car traveling the wrong way on the freeway - and your answer?
"Honey, there's not just one - there's hundreds of them!"
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11th November 2006, 09:17 PM #34
I'm not getting involved.
If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
Do both well!
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12th November 2006, 10:21 AM #35
When the last 4 out of 5 music CD's you have purchased are The Best Of.... variety.
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12th November 2006, 11:28 AM #36
When you get an 'Old Fart's Cheque Book' as your Kris Kringle - and I still don't know who it was that did it!