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Thread: Dear Diary
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25th August 2004, 06:31 PM #31
Old Phart
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Turn em all into Davey Crockett hats I say!
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25th August 2004, 06:36 PM #32
Drop Bear Master
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Wouldn't they scratch your head though or do you use domesticated possums?
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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25th August 2004, 06:38 PM #33
Old Phart
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No you gotta break the ribs near the spine and it's ok
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26th August 2004, 11:24 AM #34
Senior Member
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Chad Morgan fan I see
Originally Posted by ernknot
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26th August 2004, 08:10 PM #35
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I've seen you Aussie buggers backpacking all over the world..... Originally Posted by LineLefty
Always look on the bright side...
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4th September 2004, 12:17 AM #36
evil twin of Gawd
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A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a
friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been
unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up to the attic and got
an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie
appeared and allowed her three wishes.
"First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again."
"Second, I want to be young and beautiful again."
"And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince."
*POOF*
As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins,
and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman. She turned as the
handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, "Now
I'll bet you're sorry you took me to the vet for that little
operation"
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