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7th December 2010, 09:46 AM #421
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...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeee.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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7th December 2010, 01:35 PM #422
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They've just seen a mirror.
The time we enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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7th December 2010, 10:21 PM #423
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Special mention to Claw for quoting Bob Marley.
The one that tickled my funny bone was:
Your turn Ozhunter!
Originally Posted by ozhunter
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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7th December 2010, 10:51 PM #424
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmo
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Righto, try this one on for size.
If you find you have dug yourself a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.
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7th December 2010, 11:05 PM #425
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I always wondered what disappearing up your own fundament meant.
Cheers
Michael
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7th December 2010, 11:07 PM #426
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In the breach.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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8th December 2010, 04:58 AM #427
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the head bone's connected to the ...thigh bone
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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8th December 2010, 06:58 AM #428
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Oh NO00ooo, this isn't MY pelvis!!
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8th December 2010, 07:14 AM #429
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Always knew Yoga was bad for you.
Cheers, Ern
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8th December 2010, 07:51 AM #430
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"Introspection"
or
The Bush / Howard years
Cheers
Michael
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8th December 2010, 08:02 AM #431
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(This is what actually happens when babies are born!
Not funny at the time. But god it a comedian. I can tell! )
(Can't think of anything funny to say! Except Yeeeeeeooooooooooow!
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anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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8th December 2010, 08:52 AM #432
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Last words "mum I'm stuck!"
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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8th December 2010, 10:15 AM #433
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Who said you can't go back where you came from?
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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8th December 2010, 11:44 AM #434
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmo
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A quick game is a good game. I'm gonna go with mic-d, cause I thought of politicians/bureaucrats when I first saw it....over to you mic-d
If you find you have dug yourself a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.
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8th December 2010, 01:19 PM #435
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This is a really crap situation to be in.
Chris
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