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    Gst
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    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    rip off
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    my shirt
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    in your dreams
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    if only
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    Put it back on!
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    put it on your head (in case the wheat bag falls off)
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    put it on your face (Advertising slogan for sun glasses)
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    sit on my face and tell me that you love me (monty Python song)
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    the cheese shop ( one of montys best )
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    fwee wodger
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    wabbit season!

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