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5th December 2010, 05:40 PM #406
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Originally Posted by pugwash
Now I can't think of one!
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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5th December 2010, 06:00 PM #407
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmo
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And for kicks, the bored teenagers from the Giants' kingdom went to Lilliput and played spillikins........much to the chargrin of the mayor of Lilliput who had just had the BMer polished.
If you find you have dug yourself a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.
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5th December 2010, 06:03 PM #408
Hewer of wood
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"Shoot! That's one helluva boner!"
Cheers, Ern
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5th December 2010, 06:15 PM #409
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The police on the scene stated, that not only was the driver using his mobile phone at the time of the accident, he was making a trunk call.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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5th December 2010, 07:23 PM #410
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Geez, you blokes are on fire
But I have to give it to Pugwash...revenge of the telegraph poles.
Go Pug
The time we enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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7th December 2010, 01:12 AM #411
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Sorry guys. Must have dropped off.
Try this one.Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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7th December 2010, 07:08 AM #412
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The 3 Minors?
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7th December 2010, 07:15 AM #413
Hewer of wood
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Chicks day out.
Cheers, Ern
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7th December 2010, 07:58 AM #414
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Punk chorus.
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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7th December 2010, 08:25 AM #415
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Fuzzy Choir
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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7th December 2010, 08:36 AM #416
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hehe. Originally Posted by
Munruben, Lignum and Artme in the back row of a Woodwould WIP.
Cheers
Michael
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7th December 2010, 08:59 AM #417
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What's for dinner Mum!!
Hugh
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7th December 2010, 09:01 AM #418
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That's it!! One more Locust for Lunch and I'm Fledging!!
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7th December 2010, 09:11 AM #419
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"Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"
Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou:")
Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"
More lyrics: Bob Marley Lyrics
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7th December 2010, 09:39 AM #420
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmo
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Caption in the paper:
"Julia and her esteemed colleaugues caught in the act. It has long been suspected that politicians have been feathereing their own nests"If you find you have dug yourself a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.
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